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rueben coleman is the sweaty lad who has written all the wonderfully twisted lyrics for the band. They are almost never about what you think they're about, and always interesting.

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  1. lying sort
  2. bench girl
  3. practical casting
  4. wade
  5. 500 lbs
  6. livestock warning
  7. plain
  8. speedy jay
  9. kill the bees
  10. wagon load
  11. brigadoon
  12. sub shoot out